Of course the only reason to watch The Miss Universe pageant is to get drag ideas from the big parade of costumes. Every year, contestants reduce their national identity to a series of simplistic, often culturally demeaning, clichés (Miss Latvia is a sexy milkmaid! Miss Jamaica is a sexy banana farmer!), which in turn, inspires drag queens to start hot glueing ruffles and fruit to all their existing outfits. I’ve included the top 25 looks from this Sunday night’s big event below, to get your creative juices flowing. The best of the best is Miss Canada’s jawdropping hockey stick gown with it’s scoreboard headdress. Let me repeat: a HOCKEY-STICK GOWN with a SCOREBOARD HEADRESS. It’s the real miracle on ice. Seriously, this is the most batshit outfit I’ve seen in YEARS. I imagine until the end of time, Canadian queens will be referencing this look in their acts. It’s the Canuck equivalent of Bjork’s swan dress – a joke that eventually becomes a cultural touchstone. I loveitloveitloveit. (Photos: Getty Images)
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